Fart Book African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle

Download or read book Fart Book African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle written by El Ninjo and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Black & White Illustration Version! BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Fart Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK! Your kids will LOL & tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Vol. 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories & illustrations than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo & I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. These hilarious short stories with moral are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle & in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom & many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids & enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL toghether with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. El Ninjo closes each jungle adventure with some valuable tips, facts, and things a kid should absolutely know about each African jungle animal that is covered in each chapter. For example, do you know that the Kilimanjaro consists of 3 peaks? Did you know that the Mount Kilimanjaro is seen as one of the Seven Natural Wonders of Africa and did you know that this was officially declared and happened all very recently. El Ninjo is going to show you some more interesting nuggets inside. Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can participate in an interactive way: - read the stories - listen to them while reading simultaneously - enjoying the wonderful colorful & hilarious illustrations - determining El Ninjo's next fart path yourself! - fun stories for bedtime His smart bean blowing ways help him & his family survive the dangerous jungle with the Safari mobil bus. Soon, you will laugh about these funny fart adventures as you are looking at the bean blowing expert of defense himself and as he heroically leads the Safari team through the dangers of the jungle. Go ahead...purchase it right now & download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. Each dog fart book chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the b/w illustrations & the Audiobook form Yes, El Ninjo's short stories with moral are fun!