Smarties Dinosaur Jokes

Download or read book Smarties Dinosaur Jokes written by Peter Eldin and published by Constable. This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest joke collection in the Smarties Joke Book series Here in one outrageous volume are over 500 of the funniest, wackiest, silliest, most ridiculous jokes about dinosaurs. Where does a Diplodocus wipe its feet? On a Diplomat What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks We should have left well alone and let them quietly disappear, but luckily for the reader we have managed to save them. What is at the top of a Triceratops's legs? A Tricerabottom What was the scariest dinosaur that ever lived? The Terrordactyl of course