A Girl's Guide to Vampires
| Author | : Katie MacAlister |
| Publisher | : Avon |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2010-12-28 |
| ISBN-10 | : 0062019309 |
| ISBN-13 | : 9780062019301 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (301 Downloads) |
Download or read book A Girl's Guide to Vampires written by Katie MacAlister and published by Avon. This book was released on 2010-12-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better. Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart! Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
